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Chef? As in yum yum, give hijinx all the free food i can stuff down my throat chef? Gingi's back! I'm sorry i didn't notice you over there! I was busy trying to convince asgard to give me free food. Now asgard, do you know how to make "General Tsou's" chicken? It's so tasty, it makes me ex...

"HA! I'M FIRST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Taking a bottle of snapple's fire drink out, she chugs the bottle and blinks. Smacking the guest with super speed, she screams various curses and says "DON'T POST HERE, GO POST ON THE SUBPLOT BOARD!".

Catching another bolt on her blades, hijinx quickly throws her arms outward, instantly discharging the shock into the ground around her. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I said I knew how to win, and i mean it!" Turning slightly left, hijinx watches lightning streak by her and strike a spectator. "...

Is that already underway? I wanted to get it and make one of those migdet people. He could be a knight and ride a chocobo!

Side-steping another bolt, hijinx frowns in disapointment. "You really need these hacked attacks and magic items to measure up to a poor little twin-blader like me?" Smiling for the first time since the actual battle had commenced, barim quickly responds. "Oh no, stupid one. I'll not ...

OOC: This is officially an invitation. SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING! PLEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE HEASE!

Now covered in pumpkin bits barim stomps into the ring. Screaming in rage as hijinx cuts a hole in the stands, he turns and faces garaa. "I've had enough of these games, garaa, and i'm going to end this now!" Looking to her friends in the stands, hijinx scratches her head and ask "Wha...

Dancing around the section of the stands, hijinx continues her vicous "attack", gradually driving barim deeper into his frenzy. Now charging headlong through the crowd, the axe-master shouts "Hold still and fight blast you!". Diving for hijinx, he's caught in the back by multiple...

So everyone really does exsist....
How come nighthand's the only one posting in my battle?
I suppose i should finish my battle, but you're all supposed to liven it up with some cheering or SOMETHING.
Hello gitgitsune san. I hope your travels have brought you much joy.

Speaking of dead, let us all take a moment to mourn the loss of my favorite tree................
OK! Much happy happy now. Now if you ask me, i think rules are fun to find loop holes in. By the way,why is it i'm always on alone and no one's posting on the main plot. Is it me? Do i offend?

What was the site for anyway? I was busy biting something. I hope it wasn't poison.... oh look, it's zues!

i don't know.......
it's kinda tempting now

Spinning up to one hand, hijinx bounces from hand to hand on top of barim's head. Screaming like a banshee he grabs at her hand and barely manages to get hold of her. "I SAID STOP IT! NOW DIE YOU ANNOYING LITTLE WITCH!" Dangling her by one hand in front of him, he breathes quickly in shall...

Stopping dead in her tracks, hijinx's jaw drops as she at barim in disbelief. " Whats wrong with you!? This is a game you nit wit, A GAME! Now you need to lighten up, like this!" Throwing a bag of flash powder at the axeman, her eyes flash. Smacking the bag with his axe, he is immediately ...

OOC: IIIIIIIIIIIIII'm BACK! Mr.computer t6emporarily went BOOM so, i couldn't play. But now i'm back, with more pent up insanity then i know what to do with! I think i'll post now..... Looking behind her, hijinx immediately notices the ice. " Oh wow! That was so cool! WHEEEEEEEEE!" Jumping...