.hack//DIVERGENCE Main

OOC: I don't think so. Pay attention everyone i tried to bring demonictwilight in but you ignored it. Try to set yourself up again, i'll handle the rest.

Becoming bored again hijinx jumps into the river and starts to dive under. She befriends a magical crab who can appear at her side while she's under water. To keep herself amused she begins tripping random players with with her lance. This lasted for a short time though, as she quickly fiund somethi...

Seeing that someone else was on the roof, hijinx was overcome with curiousity. She thought that the player looked sneaky in the way they just layed there. Losing pretty much all of her self control she giggled as she went about the sneaky business of sneakily trying to be as sneaky as sneakiness cou...

I LIVE ON THE MOON! it's got a weird name though. everyone around here calls it levittown, and they seem to be convinced that it's in pennsylvania,where ever that is. Denial is an ugly thing indeed. By the way the moon does not taste like cheese. Actually it taste much more like sour cream. oh and t...

"WHEEEEEEE! I LOVE THIS GAME! COOL STORIES AND FUN ADVENTURES AND REALISTIC EFFECTS IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN PROGRAMED HACKERS! But how is this going to cost me to play now if they made it this good?" she says the last line very low and thoughtfully. After a moments thought she declares &quo...

Laughing so much that her ribs hurt hijinx drops her cymbals and falls over. Stand back up she walks behind haru and grabs a bucket. Spinning it between her fingers she walks up to his back and places the bucket squarely over his head. before she put the bucket on his however, she had , in her histe...

Sitting up quickly she started nodding her head to the flute. "Yay! We have all of these fun events with hackers and cool giant snakes! They made this game really well to make that kind of fun event battle! And we get to use musical instruments? WHOOPEE!" she screams the last part at the t...

Deciding that from her position on the bridge she wasn't getting the best breeze hijinx polevaults herself onto a nearby roof. As she lays there she looks about and listens to to the different conversations going on about the town. Becoming bored she shakes all of the water off like an animal and re...

A drenched hijinx declares proudly that she will take 10 fortune wires and 2 antidotes. She jumps over the counter and places the money where it belongs herself and proceeds to make her own change.

"HELLOOOOOOO EVERYBODY! Are we all having fun yet? Oops, I forgot fortune wire." Hijinx runs to the item store and buys some fortune wire, not forgeting to jump in the river as she goes on along her merry way. "Hey i got a great idea" she yells as she runs back. " How about...

"Alright! Now i can finally go for a swim" proclaimed hijinx, jumping of the the ledge into the water. As she came up for air she mentioned something about a new weapon and swam off. "OK BYE BYE NOW I'LL BE BACK SOON" she yelled, waving to the party and consequencely sinking und...

After casting repth on herself and shaking the soat from her clothes, hijinx started her own annoy royce song. "Hey roycey, listen to this" she said with an evil grin, and spinning around her spear causing more harm to the shinja she began. "I'm a stupid hacker, i'm a stipid hacker, i...

"I'm on it asgard" screamed hijinx. Just then she knew exactly what kind of diversion to use. "Open wide you stupid monster" she said in a mocking tone. Running up t the shinja she tricked it into opening its mouth. Jumping inside she rammed the spear up into the roof of its jaw...

Holding her spear out to asgard and pulling him up she joined gitgitsine in taunting royce. "I think you're right gingitsune, she's probably a real loser. I'll bet you anything that she's a sad, fat angry, little girl trying to make up for her own lack of real power. In fact, i'm willing to bet...

Slashing at the wyrm's neck furiously hijinx didn't notice it's tail come up behind her. Grabbing her about the waist the monster slammed her into the ground with a sickening thud taking out most of her lives. As it prepared to bite her head off she whispered "Triple Doom" and sliced cross...