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Hijinx
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Poor tirath

Post by Hijinx » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:05 pm

See what I make his friends put up with? :twisted:

This is actually an entry from my xanga from way back... But it's soooo funny !

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

(tirath wrote this part)...My brother is f'in weird ok...I fell asleep at like...530pm or so...out cold as I generally am when I fall asleep...now to begin with...I woke up with only one shoe on...and the conversations my brother had with my friends actually scare me...here's a sample...

parakiss1585: how was le speech?
HolyFU07: hijinx speaking
HolyFU07: please leave a message, as tirath is either dead or in a coma
parakiss1585: aw, poor guy
parakiss1585: gonna miss 'em
HolyFU07: if you say so

coldseptembers: you around?
HolyFU07: ...
HolyFU07: Secretary speaking
coldseptembers: haha
HolyFU07: I'm sorry, did I say something?
coldseptembers: za?
HolyFU07: As I st8ed, this is the secretary, AKA middle brother momentarily tormenting tom's friends and taking messages
coldseptembers: what did you do with teh tom?
HolyFU07: well, after remarking on tired blah blah blah, he apparently fell into a slight coma
coldseptembers: ...a coma you put him in?!
coldseptembers: you are teh ultimate evil
HolyFU07: i am
HolyFU07: and i'm right cheerful to do so
coldseptembers: :'(
coldseptembers: poor tom
HolyFU07: alas
HolyFU07: he didn't even yell when the dart got him..... i mean..... when he mysteriously drifted off eternally
coldseptembers:
coldseptembers: poor Tom
coldseptembers: He didn't even have a chance to score with a Korean...
HolyFU07: it's just a coma
HolyFU07: he couls still score, he just wouldn't be fully aware of it
coldseptembers: lol
HolyFU07: i wasn't joking:-\
HolyFU07: ...
HolyFU07: morning
coldseptembers: 'ello govnana
HolyFU07: ...I woke up with one shoe on....

Whit Chick 519: oh...how did your paper turn out...or should i not ask?
HolyFU07: paper is great
Whit Chick 519: bah....
HolyFU07: hiya
Whit Chick 519: lol hi
HolyFU07: mr. tirath/ holy is acting braindead
HolyFU07: may i take a message?
Whit Chick 519: umm no
Whit Chick 519: ill call back later
HolyFU07: right then
HolyFU07: have a nice day
Whit Chick 519: ohh ok
Whit Chick 519: u too
HolyFU07: i'll try my darndest mam and/or sir
Whit Chick 519: whats up with you
HolyFU07: whats up WITH me?
HolyFU07: um
HolyFU07: logical error
HolyFU07: please hold
Whit Chick 519: lol
HolyFU07: right
Whit Chick 519: *ring ring*
Whit Chick 519: may i please speak to tom?
HolyFU07: ok then, i think i have deciphered your last question
HolyFU07: please wait there
HolyFU07: ....
HolyFU07: ....
HolyFU07: ....
HolyFU07: he appears to be thorughly incompassitated
Whit Chick 519: :'(
HolyFU07: i can attempt to wake him if it suits your needs
Whit Chick 519: umm yes plz
HolyFU07: yes mam
HolyFU07: no good miss
Whit Chick 519: :'(:'(:'(
Whit Chick 519: but i want tom!
Whit Chick 519: *goes in search of tom*
HolyFU07: he seems fairly.....whats that word.....oh yes, dead
Whit Chick 519: no he isnt
HolyFU07: well, he certainly appears that way
HolyFU07: i shall perform a scan for his vitals
Whit Chick 519: :'( no die!!
Whit Chick 519: please
Whit Chick 519: :'(
HolyFU07: would you like a status report?
Whit Chick 519: yes please
HolyFU07: vitals appear stable, but consciusness cannot be confirmed
HolyFU07: assumed catatonic
Whit Chick 519: :'(:'(
Whit Chick 519: im gonna cry
Whit Chick 519: you cant die
Whit Chick 519: please ill miss you too much!
HolyFU07: why would you miss me?
Whit Chick 519: why wouldnt i miss you!!
HolyFU07: i'm just a secretarial creature....
Whit Chick 519: no
HolyFU07: now if you are refering to thomas, then i shall proceed to delete the invalid parts of this conversion
Whit Chick 519: :'(
HolyFU07: ?
HolyFU07: logic error
HolyFU07: rebooting.....
HolyFU07: HIJINX drive activated
HolyFU07:
HolyFU07: GOOD MORNING!
Whit Chick 519: oh god
Whit Chick 519: umm i have to go
Whit Chick 519:
HolyFU07: LOL
HolyFU07:
Whit Chick 519: seriuosly tho...i have to eat dinner
HolyFU07: ENJOY IT!
HolyFU07: BYE!
Whit Chick 519: bye
Whit Chick 519: hey babe
Whit Chick 519: are you better now?
Whit Chick 519: is tom back
HolyFU07: ...
HolyFU07: I do believe he's either dead or brain damaged at this point
HolyFU07: I wonder if I can steal his shoes......
Whit Chick 519: :'(
Whit Chick 519: leave him alone!>:o
Whit Chick 519: fix him and bring him back to me!
Whit Chick 519: now!
HolyFU07: well i got one shoe
Whit Chick 519: >:oput it back
Whit Chick 519: but can i have his pants?
HolyFU07: hmmmm
HolyFU07: thats tricky
Whit Chick 519: ok ok ........his boxers?
HolyFU07: I don't think I'm that motivated
HolyFU07: maybe a pair from his dresser
Whit Chick 519: hmm ok that will have to do
HolyFU07: right then
HolyFU07: The funny thing is you can't be sure if i'm really doing it or not
Whit Chick 519:
Whit Chick 519: we are under a tornado watch
HolyFU07: where?
Whit Chick 519: here
HolyFU07: it looks so cheerfully happy, the sky does
Whit Chick 519: maybe there!
Whit Chick 519: you can come live in my closet if you want, then you will see
HolyFU07: Oh, a closet eh?
Whit Chick 519: its roomy...but i must warn you I LOVE CLOTHES!! so umm its kinda really really full...
HolyFU07: Those things are home to billions of horrible, evil, terrifyng, vicious, angry, child eating, cloth bending........
HolyFU07: dust mite
Whit Chick 519: lol umm ok if u say so
HolyFU07: dust mite, dust mite, dust mite
HolyFU07: Well, they aren't exactly imposing things
HolyFU07: I thought they might need a little moral boost
Whit Chick 519: so
Whit Chick 519: are you ok now? are you back
HolyFU07:
HolyFU07: wanna guess?
Whit Chick 519: well judging from ...
Whit Chick 519: you seem happier
HolyFU07: i do don't i
HolyFU07: that happens you know
Whit Chick 519: its all becuz of me
HolyFU07: wait for it......
Whit Chick 519: stop
Whit Chick 519: now
HolyFU07: HAPPINESS EXPLOSION!
Whit Chick 519: or ill smack ya
Whit Chick 519: ....?
HolyFU07: why smack a hijinx?
Whit Chick 519: lol
Whit Chick 519: hijinx?
HolyFU07: .....:-\
HolyFU07: yep
HolyFU07: wait a moment
Whit Chick 519: im confused
HolyFU07: reinitializing.......
HolyFU07: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY@!\
HolyFU07: HIJINX I AM AND BEING
HolyFU07: sEE?
Whit Chick 519: what?
Whit Chick 519: no
Whit Chick 519: this isnt tom?
Whit Chick 519: im lost
HolyFU07: ...
HolyFU07: wow, that was easy.........
HolyFU07: um
Whit Chick 519:
HolyFU07: no, this is not tom
HolyFU07: i really did steal his one shoe, and i will hide it soon
Whit Chick 519: hmmm well i thought it wasnt but then i thought it was....so now im just all confused
Whit Chick 519: where is tom
HolyFU07: doing what you humans call sleeping
Whit Chick 519: do you even have any idea who this is?
HolyFU07: not a clue
Whit Chick 519: lol
HolyFU07: i'll tell you a secret
Whit Chick 519: what
HolyFU07: i been talking since "paper is great"
Whit Chick 519: lol yeah actaully i guessed that
Whit Chick 519: cuz uhh the paper isnt going well
Whit Chick 519: but you should really steal a pair of his boxers too
HolyFU07: think i already haven't?
HolyFU07: oh
HolyFU07: wheres that camera
Whit Chick 519: lol better not hurt it...its his baby
HolyFU07: so he acts
Whit Chick 519: so is he really sleeping? you should take a pic of that too, and then send it to me
HolyFU07: when i smash it outside, he can have lots-o-babies
HolyFU07: that sounds like work
Whit Chick 519: umm how bout no
Whit Chick 519: lol
HolyFU07: you happen to know off hand where he keeps it?
Whit Chick 519: nope...but now i know why he hides it
HolyFU07: aw, now thats not very fair
Whit Chick 519:
HolyFU07:
HolyFU07: i'll see what i can do
Whit Chick 519: k
HolyFU07: he's awake
Whit Chick 519: is he mad?
HolyFU07: and i dare say mildly surprised to be missing a shoe
Whit Chick 519: lol
Whit Chick 519: are you in his room or something
HolyFU07: well, that's where we keep his computer
Whit Chick 519: lol
Whit Chick 519: oh i c
HolyFU07:
Whit Chick 519: so is he kicking you off
HolyFU07: no, but i guess i should leave you to your regularly scheduled life
Whit Chick 519: huh
HolyFU07: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye seeya farewell a ve desay
Whit Chick 519: lol bye
Whit Chick 519: wheres tom
HolyFU07: down stairs in the room of food
Whit Chick 519: where are his boxers
Whit Chick 519: you should take a pair out...put them on his computer with a note to send to amanda
HolyFU07: i could
HolyFU07: but there's no way i'm getting out of this chair
HolyFU07: bye
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Post by Cypher » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:52 pm

Man...tender tirath's got it rough. Why jinxy...why?
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Post by Hijinx » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:08 pm

Because he wasn't smart enough to log out, that's why :D
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Level 35.000 Fist Fighter
Equip: Fist Guards, Wyrm Hide, guard cap, Snow panther, silver bracers
Item: 5 ressurect, 2 antidote, 10 healing potions, 6 Emperor's Soul, 3 Raging Earth, 5 Ice Floe, 4 Gale Breath, Knights Bane, 10 Speed Charms
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Post by Tirath » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:53 am

I'll remember to do that first thing next time I feel myself drifting off :lol:
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