Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:44 pm
*Takes out a big Gallagher mallet and sings*
Oh, there are eggs...just made for the smashing!
And I aim...to be smashing...a few!
*Stops singing and leans on the hammer*
That...and feet. Feet need a good smashing every now and then. You come up behind someone with a decent sledge-o-matic and pound their feet? It doesn't matter if they're burly strong-men or not. They won't be able to catch you afterward....
*Looks around, shifty-like*
What? I said eggs! It's on topic!
Oh, there are eggs...just made for the smashing!
And I aim...to be smashing...a few!
*Stops singing and leans on the hammer*
That...and feet. Feet need a good smashing every now and then. You come up behind someone with a decent sledge-o-matic and pound their feet? It doesn't matter if they're burly strong-men or not. They won't be able to catch you afterward....
*Looks around, shifty-like*
What? I said eggs! It's on topic!